Captain America: Man Out of Time #3
Let me get this straight. Steve would rather risk everything on the off chance he could actually go back in time, save Bucky, and live together as hobos for the rest of their lives, than live a normal life without Bucky in the future? Small price. No big deal.
love story of the century
#computer nerd by day phone sex expert by night#there should legit be more fics where Stiles decides to explore sex in every way#and learns that dirty talk is right up his alley#and discovers he can DO IT FOR A JOB#goes to college or work by day and then spends his nights describing rimming someone in glorious detail#maybe he does it from home and obviously Derek over hears and nearly combusts#THEN CALLS#obviously#and Stiles is merrily imagining screwing Derek’s brains out and explaining it to this faceless person on the phone#that is Derek#and Derek has to give himself away some how#but Stiles can tell he’s not ready to admit things and so starts detailing DATE SCENARIOS#AND DOMESTIC SCENARIOS#AND IDK IT’S GREAT#they get together and Stiles teaches Derek everything he needs to know to about phone sex#and dirty talk#and Scott bans Stiles from answering his phone to Derek in the same room as him#because he is supportive but doesn’t want to listen to Stiles describing exactly how he’d make Derek’s knees weak#via his tongue (via felicitysmock)
i really never thought of myself as the kind of person who would desperately covet macrame plant hangers and yet here we are
dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’